Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Some Good Jokes

(1) एक दिन एक मुर्गी मार्केट गयी और एक दुकान पर जाकर बोली 1 अंडा देना।

दुकानदार- अंडे का क्या करोगी?

मुर्गी- मेरे पति ने कहा है कि 2 रुपये के लिए तुम अपना फीगर खराब मत करो।

(2) गब्बर (कड़कदार आवाज में) - ऐ मुर्गी तूने एक अंडा क्यूं दिया, तुझे डर नही लगता क्या? मुर्गी- सरदार डर लगता है तभी तो अंडा दिया है वर्ना मैं तो मुर्गा हूं।

(3) एक ऑफिस में दस बहुत ही आलसी कर्मचारी थे। एक दिन बॉस ने उन लोगों को सुधारने की गरज से एक प्लान सोचा। मेरे पास एक बहुत ही आसान काम है जिसके दोगुने पैसे मिलेंगे। तुम लोगों में जो सबसे ज्यादा आलसी होगा उसे ही यह काम दिया जाएगा। जो सबसे ज्यादा आलसी हो वह अपना हाथ उठाए । नौ हाथ तुरंत ऊपर उठ गए। तुमने हाथ क्यों नहीं उठाया ? बॉस ने दसवें आदमी से पूछा मुझसे नहीं उठाया जाता ...........



Thursday, October 8, 2009

The LOGIC works in the world

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice

Son: "I will choose my own bride!"

Father: "But the girl is Bill Gate's daughter."

Son: "Well, in that case...ok"


Next

Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."

Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"

Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."

Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"


Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."

President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"

Father: "But this young man is Bill Gate's son-in-law."

President: "Ah, in that case...ok"


Moral : Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything ,
If your attitude is positive.

The secrets of the Mind

Our brain has two parts left and right. While making decision left part depends on some numeric calculations and facts and figures, but right part did not depends on such any process, Its conclusions take place in the form of some pictures or hints which have no relation with mathematical calculations and facts/figures.

Suppose you keep anything somewhere and forget it. You are trying to remember what did you do before and after placing that thing but you are not remembering till now. Suddenly in the evening you remember yourself that where did you placed the thing, while you were not thinking about that.

Actually left parts do the jobs of thinking step by step and when it proved failure to get any conclusion then it seams that the thought is revolving in a circle. In this process the left part got tired, and then suddenly the conclusion comes out in the form of some signs or picture. These are those outputs which are speedy presented by the right part of the mind with out any calculations and information. Only this capability of right part makes some people different from others.

Albert Einstein was one of those persons who were capable in using the right part of the mind. Once he said himself regarding his working patron,”It seams that words or language in which way these are spoken or written have no role in the process of thinking. I think conclusions come out in the form of some special signs and clear pictures which can be presented and co-ordinate afterwards.”

Now can a person be taught how to think from the right part of the mind?
According to tennis player Tim Galwe:- Disturb the process of lift part of the mind so that right part could get the chance of thinking. Suppose when a player is playing tennis the left part always reminds some instructions as- “ Keep the eyes on the ball, always be knelt on knees and hold racket straight backward” which told the player how to play the accurate stroke. Through this process some time the player got success while playing the shot but not always.

Galwe suggest controlling this thinking of left part of the mind that when the player throw the ball upwards then say bounce and when racket smash the ball then say hit. Through this process the left part of mind will be quite itself and the right part will be active which accept the things in its full manner not in peaces. The player will also feel easy to play.

There is one more way which can enhance the creativity of the person. Suppose you are making drawing of a picture, then left part of the mind keep control on your creativity it told you the names of various parts of the picture (because it accept the information in peaces), as this is nose draw it in this way, these are eyes draw these in this way etc. But the pictures drawn by rest of the persons rather than a painter will be only as good as if made by a child.

Now rotate the picture on 180* angle, the left part of mind will be disturbed, it will see only some meaningless lines in place of a recognizable picture because it being depends on calculations and facts could not accept the un- arrange able data. When left part find itself failure to understand this data, it send it to the right part of the mind which is having the flexible thinking process. Now the right part guides the person how to move the pencil according to lines and curves of the picture with out caring where are nose and eyes etc. After completion the task when the paper is rotated on 180* we find that it is the copy of the main picture.

Do you know which part of mind do you use mostly?

Very simple when you are asked any question, and you bend your head to left side for thinking then you are using right part of your mind and if to right side then you are used to work with your left part of mind which depends on facts, calculations and language.

Yaar I think so computer programmers are used to work with their left part of mind and computer operators with right part. What do u think and observe?

True love

True love, passion does last a lifetime, says study

Washington, Jan 5 (IANS) True love and passion is hardly ever dented by ravages of age, says a new study based on brain scans.

Brain scans of couples who have been together for 20 years prove that they are really capable of loving each other with the same intensity and passion as they felt in their initial relationship, until their last breath.

These scans showed that a tenth of them showed a burst of pleasure-boosting dopamine while looking at the photos of their loved ones, the same chemical reaction that young couples exhibit in the first flush of lust.

It contradicts a previous study suggesting that passionate love peters out in 15 months, after going through a roller coaster ride, called 'limerence' in psychological parlance.
Stony Brook University (SBU) researchers who conducted the latest study said that when limerence matures, it permits couples to enjoy 'intensive companionship and sexual liveliness'.

Simply stated, they are able to sustain the same level of romance and passion decades later.

Researchers concentrated on factors like passion, romantic love and lust. They nicknamed such couples 'swans' because swans, voles and grey foxes stay paired for a lifetime.

'The findings go against the traditional view of romance - that it drops off sharply in the first decade - but we are sure it's real,' said Arthur Aron, SBU psychologist.
Billy and Michelle Jordon, one such pair of 'swans', who live in California, still amaze friends and acquaintances by holding hands all the time. 'It comes very naturally,' said Michelle,

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

What is Marketing?

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing"

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him." -That's Advertising"

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me - That's Telemarketing"

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations"

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! Me?" - That's Brand Recognition"

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback"

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap"

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share"

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets"

NEW DISEASE

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Visit the nearest super market and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.You should immediately forward this medical alert to your friends. If you do not have friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.